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A Socialist Valentine Funny Valentines Card


Uncomfortable with Valentines Day? Mr C has a solution with his wonderful “A Socialist Valentine” Funny Valentines Card. Thankfully I’m not a capitalist and barely turn a wage so it’s wholly appropriate!!


It reads:


Obviously I know valentine’s cards

Were invented by our capitalist

Overlords, to extort yet more money

From a hard pressed proletariat

Struggling under the yoke of a

Materialistic false consciousness.

And then I thought….

You’re  just so flippin’ gorgeous.

Happy Valentine’s Day, Comrade.


Complete with socialist fist this is the perfect anti-valentine for your loved one.

A6 in size.

made from:

Made from responsibly sourced 280gms board.


“A Socialist Valentine” Funny Valentines Card

Professionally printed onto heavy card in Nottingham, UK, supplied with a recycled, brown ribbed envelope and lovingly hand packed in a biodegradable cellophane bag.

Our socialist valentine card will make your other half laugh.

Size – 13.5 x 10.5cm (A6-ish)

Made in England. Designed exclusively by Helena Tyce Designs.

Copyright © Helena Tyce Designs 2018. Words ©Steven Corbett 2018.
All Rights reserved.


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