£3.95
Uncomfortable with Valentines Day? Mr C has a solution with his wonderful “A Socialist Valentine” Funny Valentines Card. Thankfully I’m not a capitalist and barely turn a wage so it’s wholly appropriate!!
It reads:
Obviously I know valentine’s cards
Were invented by our capitalist
Overlords, to extort yet more money
From a hard pressed proletariat
Struggling under the yoke of a
Materialistic false consciousness.
And then I thought….
You’re just so flippin’ gorgeous.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Comrade.
Complete with socialist fist this is the perfect anti-valentine for your loved one.
A6 in size.
Made from responsibly sourced 280gms board.
“A Socialist Valentine” Funny Valentines Card
Professionally printed onto heavy card in Nottingham, UK, supplied with a recycled, brown ribbed envelope and lovingly hand packed in a biodegradable cellophane bag.
Our socialist valentine card will make your other half laugh.
Size – 13.5 x 10.5cm (A6-ish)
Made in England. Designed exclusively by Helena Tyce Designs.
Copyright © Helena Tyce Designs 2018. Words ©Steven Corbett 2018.
All Rights reserved.
