Valentines – alternative and funny valentines cards such as our ever popular Socialist Valentine or our topical Brexit Valentine. Valentines doesn’t have to be smushy – you can connect with someone you love or care for without the bears and roses and these cards are the ideal and intelligent way to do it! Make them laugh with our funny valentines cards.

Lockdown Valentines Card
Lockdown Valentines Card
Cripes - what a year! Surely there has been some good to come out of all this Covid nonsense? I guess if there is one thing we are doing it's holding our loved ones closer. So we've written a verse about it. It reads: This year’s been tough and it’s been hard, Our bubble’s been battered and it’s been scarred, We’ve faced stresses, taken the strain, Through self-isolation and lockdown again. But if there’s a lesson, from all we’ve faced, It’s that there’s not one day to waste, To remind those, whom we adore, To hold them tighter, to love them more. So a special message for this strange year, One that’s heartfelt and sincere, Sanitised, tested, deep and true, Of just how much I LOVE, LOVE YOU! We hope you love it and it that it will resonate with someone you love. Please see our full range of unique and quirky valentines cards here.
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Brexit Card - funny Valentine card
Brexit Valentines Card
Our hilariously clever Brexit Valentines card will make them laugh and think. Mr C has penned a blinder here with his Brexit valentine. Absolutely topical, hilarious and clever - this should be on everyone's mantelpiece this Valentine's Day!
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socialist valentines card, anti valentines card, valentines card
A Socialist Valentine Funny Valentines Card
Uncomfortable with Valentines Day? Mr C has a solution with his wonderful "A Socialist Valentine" Funny Valentines Card. Thankfully I'm not a capitalist and barely turn a wage so it's wholly appropriate!!   It reads:   Obviously I know valentine’s cards Were invented by our capitalist Overlords, to extort yet more money From a hard pressed proletariat Struggling under the yoke of a Materialistic false consciousness. And then I thought…. You're  just so flippin' gorgeous. Happy Valentine’s Day, Comrade.   Complete with socialist fist this is the perfect anti-valentine for your loved one. A6 in size.

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Made from responsibly sourced 280gms board.
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A Yorkshire Valentine funny Poem Card
A Yorkshire Valentine funny Poem Card
  This Yorkshire Valentine Poem Card will strike a card with many of us - you don't need to live in Yorkshire or have Yorkshire friends and relatives. We've all seen Emmerdale! The poem reads:   This is me Yorkshire valentine, To tell thee ‘ow as feels. To say that as mad about ye, ‘ead over me ‘eels.   That it can get me reet vexed, Not sayin’ what’s in me ‘eart. So this year I’m not faffin’, Getting’ in reet from t’start.   I’ve picked this card to tell thee That thee’s allus on me mind. That it would make me reet chuffed If thou’d be me Yorkshire valentine.   A touching and lovely card for a hopeless romantic who wants to get it off their chest! A6 in size.

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Made from responsibly sourced 280gms board.
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Owl and Pussycat Card Wedding Anniversary Card
Owl and Pussycat Card Wedding Anniversary Card
  A charming & romantic hand drawn Valentines card. A striking and unique Owl & Pussycat card - perfect as an anniversary card or just a token of love. "The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are." This fantastic modern interpretation of the classic Edward Lear poem makes a truly unique card for that special someone.Taken from an original hand drawn pen & ink drawing by Helena Tyce it brings this timeless classic bang up to date. Finished with a gorgeous brown craft envelope and delivered in a board backed envelope to ensure it arrived in pristine condition. Blank inside for your own message.

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Professionally printed onto heavy card in Nottingham, UK, supplied with a recycled, brown ribbed envelope and lovingly hand packed in a biodegradable cellophane bag.

dimensions:

Size - 13.5 x 10.5cm (A6). Made in England. Designed exclusively by Helena Tyce Designs.  

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love birds print
Love Birds Print
We think this makes a particularly lovely Valentines gift. You can even substitute the word "love" for your own names (see the examples on the right). Please complete the personalisation boxes if you would like your print personalised. If no personalisation is chosen your print will appear with "LOVE" at the bottom as in the first image. If framing is selected your print will be mounted in an off white conservation mount framed in a white, black or oak frame as shown in the photos. A4 prints are mounted and framed in A3 frames (29.7cm x42cm) We use lightweight framing materials and perspex glazing which has exactly the same appearance as glass. It has the additional benefits of safer transit and fewer breakages. Your framed prints will be carefully packaged and boxed up to arrive in pristine condition.
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Love Budgies Print
Love Budgies Print
We think this makes a particularly lovely Valentines gift. You can even substitute the word "love" for your own names (see the examples on the right). Please complete the personalisation boxes if you would like your print personalised. If no personalisation is chosen your print will appear with "LOVE" at the bottom as in the first image. If framing is selected your print will be mounted in an off white conservation mount framed in a white, black or oak frame as shown in the photos. A4 prints are mounted and framed in A3 frames (29.7cm x42cm) We use lightweight framing materials and perspex glazing which has exactly the same appearance as glass. It has the additional benefits of safer transit and fewer breakages. Your framed prints will be carefully packaged and boxed up to arrive in pristine condition.
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You, Me & the Bike Card - Helena Tyce Designs - card for cyclist - Birthday card for bike fanatic - Helena Tyce Designs - Gifts Nottingham
You, Me & the Bike Card
A nod in the direction of the two loves in his life - this cycling card is perfect for your husband, brother or uncle. This bike card is taken from a hand printed design by Helena. Finished with a gorgeous brown craft envelope and delivered in a board backed envelope to ensure it arrived in pristine condition. Blank inside for your own message.
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Owl and pussycat paper anniversary gift print wedding print
Owl and Pussycat Art Print – Wedding Gift
I love reinventing timeless classics like Edward Lear's The Owl and the Pussycat. I've taken Lear's brilliant poem as inspiration and turned it into a film poster, complete with the film's strap line "A tale of love, marriage and a pea green boat". Instead of a classical guitar our handsome, hand drawn owl is bang up to date with an electric guitar! This beautiful Owl & Pussycat print makes the perfect Wedding or Anniversary gift - you can even personalise it with the bride and grooms details.
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Bees Cards
Bees Cards
A gorgeous hand drawn buzzy bee card!
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owl and pussycat personalised birth date baby print
Personalised Owl and Pussycat Wedding Print
A beautiful and striking personalised wedding print for the newlyweds, this print is the perfect personalised wedding gift. "The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love, What a beautiful Pussy you are." This fantastic modern interpretation of the classic Edward Lear poem makes a truly unique wedding gift for that special couple.Taken from an original hand drawn pen & ink drawing by Helena Tyce it brings this timeless classic bang up to date. The photos will never do this print the justice it deserves. The level of detail is exquisite and has been applied using a variery of skilled techniques including lino printing, fine pen drawing and surface pattern. This striking print can be personalised with the newlyweds details - please add these to the box on the right and choose which font you'd like. Please enter the information exactly as you'd like it to appear on your print. But why stop there? This print has also been extremely popular for anniversaries, christenings and milestone birthdays so personalise it how you like. We will send you a digital proof of the artwork to ensure you are entirely happy before we print. This print is available in medium (A4 - presented on a backing board and cello wrapped) or large (A3 - presented rolled). Both sizes will slot into standard frames. made from: Printed using light-fast inks onto gorgeous heavy matt paper. If framing is selected your print will be mounted in an off white conservation mount framed in a white, black or oak frame as shown in the photos. A4 prints are mounted and framed in A3 frames (29.7cm x42cm) and A3 prints are mounted and framed in 50cm x 40cm frames. We use lightweight framing materials and perspex glazing which has exactly the same appearance as glass. It has the additional benefits of safer transit and fewer breakages. Your framed prints will be carefully packaged and boxed up to arrive in pristine condition. dimensions: Dimensions: A4 size (approximately 21 x 29cm). A3 size (approximately 29.7 x 42cm) Copyright © Helena Tyce Designs 2015. All Rights reserved.
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